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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on the
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me.  Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$80,000”

MAN:  “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great!  Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.

Then he asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”


Posted by SPN on 02/08 at 11:57 AM in Blogging

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