Joke courtesy of my uncle Ted.

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, President Bush said he had a plan to increase every Native American’s income by $40,000 a year.  The president refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however..... He also told the Apaches that during his career as Governor of Texas he had ALWAYS been an advocate on every issue that would help the welfare of the Apache Nation.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the president a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After President Bush left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it cannot fly.

Posted by SPN on 07/03 at 10:56 AM in Funny Stuff

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