Come and listen

This was funny to me… I received it in email from a co worker.

Subject:† Whoever put this together is a good poet!†
Sing along,† folks—to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies:†
Come and listen to my story ‘bout a boy named Bush.† His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.† He drank like a fish while he drove a car about.† But† that didn’t matter ‘cuz his daddy bailed him out. DUI,† that is.† Criminal record.† Cover-up.† Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.† He can’t spell his name but† they never let him fail.† He spends all his time hangin’† out with student folk.† And that’s when he learns how to† snort a line of coke.† Blow, that is.† White† gold.† Nose candy.† The next thing you know there’s a war in Vietnam.† Kin† folks say, “George, stay at home with Mom."† Let the† common people get maimed and
scarred.† We’ll buy you up a† spot in the Texas National Guard.† Cush, that is. Country clubs.† Nose candy.† Twenty years later George gets a little bored.† He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.† He said, “Now the White House is the place I wanna be."† So he called his daddy’s friends and they called the GOP.† Gun owners, that is.† Falwell.† Jesse Helms.† Come November 7,† the election ran late.† Kin folks said “Jeb, give the boy† your state!"† “Don’t let those colored folks get anywhere† near polls."† So they put up barricades so they couldn’t† punch their holes.† Chads, that is.† Duval† County.† Miami-Dade. Before the votes were counted all the five Supremes stepped in.† Told all the voters “Hey, we want our George to win."† “Stop counting votes!” was their solemn invocation.† And that’s how little Georgie finally got his coronation. Rigged, that is.† Illegitimate.† No moral authority.† Y’all come vote now.† Ya

Posted by loni on 04/26 at 07:23 AM in Blogging

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