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Centipede Shoes

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to a restaurant to have a meal.

“Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a bite to eat?” he asked the centipede in the box. But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going out and having a snack with me?”

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time--this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, he said, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go get some food with me?

A tiny little voice came squeezing out of the box in reply, “Quit yelling, asshole, I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.”


Posted by SPN on 12/05 at 09:02 AM in Funny Stuff

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