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Blonde jokes

I usuually don’t post rehtoric like this but some of it is pretty funny

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 AM.  The wife
(undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How
should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.  The husband said,
“Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.”
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.  One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.  She opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde says, “Here, let
me see!” So the first blonde hands her the compact.  The second one looks
in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun.  She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door,
she finds him in the arms of a redhead.  Well, the blonde is really angry.  She
opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with
grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.  The boyfriend yells, “No,
honey, don’t do it!!!!” The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 AM.  The wife
(undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How
should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.  The husband said,
“Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.”
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.  One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.  She opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde says, “Here, let
me see!” So the first blonde hands her the compact.  The second one looks
in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun.  She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door,
she finds him in the arms of a redhead.  Well, the blonde is really angry.  She
opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with
grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.  The boyfriend yells, “No,
honey, don’t do it!!!!” The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”
FOURTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?  “Is it
mine?”
FIFTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly
says, “Go ahead, ask me.  I know all of them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the
capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy:  W.”
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US Government
class.  The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question and then finally said, “That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized.  She called the police at once and reported the crime.  The
police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling
nearby, was the first to respond.  As the K-9 officer approached the house
with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.  Putting her face in
her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen.  I
call for help, and what do they do?  They send me a BLIND policeman


Posted by bbeard on 02/23 at 01:11 PM in Funny Stuff

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