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[b]IT’S JOKE TIME![/B]

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a
young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said,

“We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must
abstain from having sex for two weeks.”

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to
abstain from sex for the two weeks?”

The old man replied, “No problem at all, Pastor.”

“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the pastor. The
pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you
able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”

The man replied, “The first week was not too bad. The second week
I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we
made it.”

“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the pastor. The
pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, “Well, were
you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?”

“No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks”
the young man replied sadly.

“What Happened?” inquired the pastor.

“My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and
dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with
lust and took advantage of her right there.”

“You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in
our church,” stated the pastor.

“We know,” said the young man, “we’re not welcome at Home Depot
anymore either.”


Posted by CHANNI on 11/30 at 02:52 AM in Funny Stuff

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