A Little Jersey Humor….

Subject: Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Texas
and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were done.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia,
He bragged that he had given his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn’t see
any results, but the next day it was better. By
the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Jersey girl. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t
see anything, the second day he didn’t see
anything but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a

Gotta love them Jersey Girls.

Posted by rosevine69 on 11/23 at 11:48 AM in Funny Stuff

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