A Day In The Life of Joe Republican

Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot
full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum
water quality standards.

He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His
medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure
their safety and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance, now Joe gets it too because his employer needs to
offer competitive benefits to hire the best people.

Joe prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s
bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat
packing industry.

Joe takes his morning s! hower reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting
on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes
is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop
industries from polluting our air.

Joe drives to work in one of the safest cars in the world because some
liberal fought to raise safety standards and emission controls.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with good pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union
members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these
standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the
union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a
worker compensation or unemp! loyment check because some Liberal didn’t think he
should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some
bills.  Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC up to $100,000 because
some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from greedy, unscrupulous bankers
like the ones who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe needs to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below
market federal student loan because some liberal decided that Joe and the
government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money
over his life-time.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his
farm home in the country. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the
third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration
because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have
electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it
didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republican’s
might still be sitting in the dark!)

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social
Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could
take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he
gets back in his car for the ride home.

He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are
bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved
Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys
throughout his day)

Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our
lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care
of themselves, just like I have”.

Posted by SPN on 09/24 at 03:36 PM in Politics

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