Friday, March 31, 2006

Model Naomi Campbell charged with assault

Now this was STUPID!

Naomi Campbell attends the fall 2006 show of Marc Jacobs during Fashion Week, Feb. 6, 2006, in New York.The volatile supermodel was taken to a Manhattan police precinct for questioning Thursday, March 30, 2006, after an altercation left her housekeeper hospitalized with a laceration to the head, police said.

Date: Friday, March 31, 2006
By: DESMOND BUTLER, Associated Press Writer, APonline

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was charged with assault for throwing her cell phone at a housekeeper after accusing her of stealing clothes when she couldn’t find a pair of jeans she wanted to wear on “Oprah,” prosecutors said.
She was released on her own recognizance and allowed to keep her passport after her lawyer argued that her famous face would prevent her from fleeing.
“She is probably the most recognized and prominent model in the world,” defense attorney David Breitbart told a judge Thursday in Manhattan Criminal Court. “There is no place she could go and not be recognized.”

Campbell, wearing a white fur poncho, was arraigned on a charge of second-degree assault before Judge Richard Weinberg, who allowed Breitbart to enter a plea of not guilty on her behalf.

Posted by loni on 03/31 at 03:25 PM in Celebrity
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Russell Simmons, Kimora Lee break up


I hope for the kids sake they stick to their word.

NEW YORK (AP) - The marriage of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons and his model-turned-entrepreneur wife, Kimora Lee, has come to an end.

Russell Simmons speaks at a press conference Thursday, March 30, 2006, at City Hall in New York. Simmons was joined by hip hop Artist Ice-T and Mayor Bloomberg to announce the 3rd Annual VH1 Hip Hop Honors awards show will take place Saturday, Oct. 7, 2006 at New York’s Hammerstein Ballroom.
In a statement provided to The Associated Press on Friday, Simmons announced the pair had decided to break up after seven years of marriage. Rumors had swirled for the past week that a split was imminent. The couple have two young daughters.

“Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other,” Simmons said. “We will also continue to work side by side on a daily basis as partners in all of our businesses.”

Simmons is head of Rush Communications, but is perhaps better known as the co-founder of Def Jam Records and for his Phat Farm clothing line. In recent years, he has become more involved in politics, and helped to create the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network.

Over the years, Kimora Lee Simmons has become almost as famous as her husband, thanks to her successful Baby Phat clothing line and her glamorous diva persona, which has been documented in numerous magazine spreads.

Although the pair have appeared at public events together in recent weeks, the statement said they had been separated for “some time,” even though they were still living together.

Posted by loni on 03/31 at 03:21 PM in Celebrity
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House arrest for attack cat: Fairfield neighbors terrorized by Lewis

This is too funny.  The cat refused to take the Prozac. What did he say “no I won’t take it” A cat with a restraining order against him. What will people think of next? Unfortunately there wasn’t a picture of the cat!  I wish I could see how “ferocious” he is.  Come on how can you let a “cat” scare you!


A ferocious feline terrorized a quiet Fairfield neighborhood, to the point that residents are seeking help from the law to stop the so-called “Terrorist of Sunset Circle.”
Lewis, a 5-year-old, black-and-white longhaired cat, attacked at least a half-dozen people on the cul-de-sac and even took on the local Avon lady, neighbors say.

“He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot each with a long claw,” Sunset Circle resident Janet Kettman said. “They are formidable weapons.”

Kettman said Lewis attacked her twice.

“I was walking along the sidewalk when he sprang at me. I never saw it coming, but that’s how it often is. He comes at you from behind, springs and wraps himself around your legs, biting and scratching,” she said. “The last time I had three bites and eight scratches and I ended up at the walk-in clinic.

“The Avon lady was getting out of her car when Lewis attacked her from behind,” Kettman said. “She ended up going to the hospital.”

Kettman called the Fairfield Police Department’s animal control officer.

“I don’t feel the cat could kill anybody, but it could latch onto people’s legs and arms and bite and scratch to the point where they could be hospitalized,” said Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira.

Solveira was so concerned about Lewis’ attacks in the neighborhood of neatly kept homes off High Street that she placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield and possibly in the state. In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat’s owner, Ruth Cisero, of High Street, first for failing to comply with the restraining order and then for reckless endangerment.

At first, the restraining order allowed the cat limited freedom if Cisero gave him Prozac. But the cat refused to take the drug, Cisero said. And it got out of the house and attacked another neighbor, Maureen Bachtig, according to police.

Posted by loni on 03/31 at 01:00 PM in Funny Stuff
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Two teens exploit themselves and face jail time.

How can these girls be charged with child prnography?  They certainly chould be charged with bad taste and whupped to within an inch of their last breath, but to charge them with exploiting themselves?!  I just don’t get it.

If I may expand this somewhat logically, if I kill myself can I be charged with murder? 
Or, if I look at a reflection of myself after bathing, can I be charged with lewd behaviour?
Will bathing now cause me to be accused of molestation?
How about if I go to the mall (I hate the mall and don’t like going there), can I then be charged with kidnapping?

PROVIDENCE, R.I. --Two teenage girls face child pornography charges after posting sexually explicit photographs of themselves on the Internet.
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The pornographic pictures of Elizabeth Muller, 19, of North Smithfield, and an unidentified 16-year-old Lincoln girl were discovered on, a social networking Web site, said a spokesman for the attorney general’s office.

The photos of the two teenagers together were posted on each of their respective Web site accounts, spokesman Michael Healey said.

Posted by SPN on 03/31 at 10:54 AM in Weirdness
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Thursday, March 30, 2006

My Black Skin Makes My White Coat Vanish

Even in one of the world’s most diverse cities, I have to convince my patients that I am the doctor. This is too sad by far.

By Mana Lumumba-Kasongo
Special to Newsweek

April 3, 2006 issue - The first time it happened I was a brand-spanking-new M.D., filled with an intern’s enthusiasm. Proudly wearing my pristine white coat and feeling sure that I was going to save the world, I walked into my patient’s room.

“Hello, I’m Dr. Kasongo. How can I help you?” I asked cheerfully. The patient was a pleasant African-American woman whose chief complaint was abdominal pain. I spent the next 10 minutes taking her history, examining her thoroughly and doing a rectal exam to spot signs of internal bleeding. I explained that I’d treat her pain, check her blood work and urine samples, and go from there. “That’s great,” she said with a smile. “When is the doctor going to see me?”

Posted by Nuttshell on 03/30 at 02:10 PM in Blogging
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Now Buster knows he can’t go around causing scenes he’s got enough trouble!

Rapper reportedly loses control after brokeback tap.

*Busta Rhymes caused a scene in Miami Beach early Sunday when he went off on a gay man who tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

According to the New York Post, Rhymes and his bodyguards were at the 11th Street Diner in Miami Beach early Sunday morning when the incident occurred. Located next door to popular gay club Twist, the restaurant was “packed with transvestites, gay men and drag queens, which obviously made Busta a little edgy,” eyewitness Thomas Barker wrote in an e-mail to the paper.

“This became evident when a young gay guy came up behind Busta and tapped him on the shoulder to congratulate the rapper on his recent comeback,” Barker wrote. “Before the guy could even mutter a word, Busta turned around and repeatedly screamed, ‘Why the f*** you touchin’ me, man? Get the f*** away from me.’”

Barker says the rapper’s two bodyguards jumped into the situation by shoving the man away. Afterwards, Busta reportedly whispered to his bodyguards, ‘I hate f***ing faggots, man.’”

Posted by loni on 03/30 at 10:18 AM in Celebrity
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Well they finally got it. 

L.A. City Council approves payment following errors in civil trial.

*The family of slain rapper Notorious B.I.G. was given a $1.1 million payment from the Los Angeles City Council yesterday following errors that caused a mistrial in their wrongful death lawsuit brought against the city last year.

The penalty was levied by a U.S. district judge who declared the mistrial after accusing police of concealing evidence. 

Biggie, born Christopher Wallace,” was 24 when he was shot to death in 1997 after leaving a Los Angeles party.  His family, led by mother Voletta Wallace and widow Faith Evans, sued the city of Los Angeles claiming the rapper was murdered by rogue police officers. 

The $1.1 million dollar penalty will go to pay legal costs incurred by the Wallace family before the mistrial was declared in July. The family has said it will move forward with its wrongful death lawsuit and hopes to set a new trial date next month.

Posted by loni on 03/30 at 10:17 AM in Celebrity
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Whitney’s Crack-filled Lifestyle Detailed by Sister-in-Law

Lawd Jesus look at Whitney!  This can’t be right.  Lawd Have Mercy!  Now I got this off Black America Web. I’m not saying its true or not.  Oh I hope its not.  If it is she needs prayer.


Date: Thursday, March 30, 2006

Whitney Houston’s crack use has hit a new low, according to her sister-in-law Tina Brown. She says the singer hits the pipe every day, uses sex toys to satisfy herself and has all but forgotten about personal hygiene.

The former songbird with the angelic voice now spends most of her days disheveled and locked in her bathroom where she can smoke her crack in peace.

Tina Brown, sister of Whitney’s husband Bobby Brown, is herself a former addict who admits to getting high with Whitney in the past. But she says she is now clean, and is worried sick about her sister-in-law, who refuses to leave the pipe alone.

Posted by loni on 03/30 at 10:03 AM in Celebrity
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Cutest Little Shrew in Congress, Slaps Cop

I just love the elitist attitude of someone claiming to be representing the regular man.

I knew it wouldn’t be long before we heard from Cynthia [I think I’m untouchable] McKinney again. Not for any political accomplishment nor anything debated in congress. Instead, we gotta hear about her not wanting to stop to be recognised by people entrusted to guard the capitol bldg.
As I understand it, congresspersons don’t have to walk through metal detectors and they wear some kinda, oh I don’t know, I.D. [yeah that’s it]. Ms. McKinney regularly DOESN’T wear her’s and most guards recognise her and let her through. [I guess it’s tough being the new guy]. This particular incident, she walks around the detectors [sill wearing no pin] and isn’t recognised, is repeatedly asked to stop, and when failed to do so, the officer tries to stop her and is then slapped.

Man! I wish she’d have tried that at a Marine Corps installation. The video of them taking her down would be priceless.

The Dems will probably spin it as police brutality. The Black Power elite will probably spin it as another racial profiling incident on a poor defenseless black woman. I want her taken to jail! Preferably Abu Ghraib!

Posted by cricket on 03/30 at 08:37 AM in Blogging
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Those crazy fat guys, what will they think of next?

I read that some of the major copier companies are increasing the glass thickness because of fat idiots like this.

Posted by SPN on 03/29 at 07:19 PM in This is just stupid!
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