Category: Weirdness

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

1st The Chick on the Roller Coaster, Now This!

Why are hairy legs on a woman a turn on?

Minding my own biz when this woman walks into the mailroom. High heels, slim bodied, killer weave, form fitting, low cut, high split dress. A looker for sure. Legs are hairy but I’m not repulsed. What the hell is wrong with me? And why am I in a quandry over this in the 1st place? Am I a victim of the white beauty standard? Or maybe I’’m some kinda horny, neanderthal, fetish dude.

Why don’t some women shave their stems? I’ve noticed this particular lady before and I’ve never seen them hairless. But it’s ok (I guess). This isn’t the 1st time I’ve fallen for a tarantulla woman. But I like ‘em smoothe and hairless too. (Still talking about legs). Does this make me some kinda Bi-something? I’m so confused.

Posted by cricket on 06/07 at 12:50 PM in BloggingPersonalWeirdness
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Thursday, April 13, 2006


I don’t know about this one...Just give me a couple of slices of bread and tuna fish and I am satisfied, (my stomach and pocket)!

The Associated Press / Tom Hevezi

What is claimed to be the world’s most expensive sandwich goes on display at Selfridges Department Store in London on Monday. Named the McDonald Sandwich, after it’s creator, chef Scott McDonald, the ingredients are Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit, and English plum tomatoes, all packed into 24-hour fermented sour dough bread - and it sells for 85 pounds ($148.33, 122.53 euro) each.

Posted by CHANNI on 04/13 at 09:29 AM in Weirdness
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Friday, March 31, 2006

Two teens exploit themselves and face jail time.

How can these girls be charged with child prnography?  They certainly chould be charged with bad taste and whupped to within an inch of their last breath, but to charge them with exploiting themselves?!  I just don’t get it.

If I may expand this somewhat logically, if I kill myself can I be charged with murder? 
Or, if I look at a reflection of myself after bathing, can I be charged with lewd behaviour?
Will bathing now cause me to be accused of molestation?
How about if I go to the mall (I hate the mall and don’t like going there), can I then be charged with kidnapping?

PROVIDENCE, R.I. --Two teenage girls face child pornography charges after posting sexually explicit photographs of themselves on the Internet.
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The pornographic pictures of Elizabeth Muller, 19, of North Smithfield, and an unidentified 16-year-old Lincoln girl were discovered on, a social networking Web site, said a spokesman for the attorney general’s office.

The photos of the two teenagers together were posted on each of their respective Web site accounts, spokesman Michael Healey said.

Posted by SPN on 03/31 at 10:54 AM in Weirdness
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Those crazy penises … What to do when they get in the way.

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them—his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

“We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,” said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Posted by SPN on 03/22 at 05:59 PM in Weirdness
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Friday, March 10, 2006

Those crazy Russian porn hounds.  What will they think of next?

Russian to take porn mags to the grave

A Russian pensioner has designed his own coffin to include space for his prized collection of porn mags.

Vladimir Villisov decided to have a special coffin made after surviving a heart attack and realising he did not want to leave the magazines behind.

“The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life,” said the unmarried 65-year-old from Mramorskoe.

He added that he even sometimes lies in his coffin, lined with red satin, to read his top shelf material, reported daily newspaper Utro.

Posted by SPN on 03/10 at 08:32 AM in Weirdness
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Monday, February 27, 2006

Yes Darla, there are religious extremists in the US of A.

Posted by SPN on 02/27 at 02:35 PM in Weirdness
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Those crazy Japanese.  What will they think of next?

That’s all I need now… my wife to rewire my headphones because I didn’t pick my socks up off of the floor.

ATSUGI, Japan (AP)—We wield remote controls to turn things on and off, make them advance, make them halt. Ground-bound pilots use remotes to fly drone airplanes, soldiers to maneuver battlefield robots.

But manipulating humans?

Prepare to be remotely controlled.

Just imagine being rendered the rough equivalent of a radio-controlled toy car.

Posted by SPN on 10/26 at 01:09 PM in Weirdness
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Those crazy Italians!  What will they think of next?

Artists erect giant pink bunny on mountain
Artists erect giant pink bunny on mountain

An enormous pink bunny has been erected on an Italian mountainside where it will stay for the next 20 years.

The 200-foot-long toy rabbit lies on the side of the 5,000 foot high Colletto Fava mountain in northern Italy’s Piedmont region.

Viennese art group Gelatin designed the giant soft toy and say it was “knitted by dozens of grannies out of pink wool”.

Group member Wolfgang Gantner said: “It’s supposed to make you feel small, like Gulliver. You walk around it and you can’t help but smile.”

And Gelatin members say the bunny is not just for walking around - they are expecting hikers to climb its 20 foot sides and relax on its belly.

The giant rabbit is expected to remain on the mountain side until 2025.

Posted by SPN on 09/21 at 12:02 PM in Weirdness
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Those crazy Chinese.  What will they think of next?

On second thought, my body cream is made from the PLACENTAL EXTRACT of whales and other mammals.  Huh?  HUH?!,,1568467,00.html

∑ Cosmetics firm targets UK market ∑
Lack of regulation puts users at risk

Ian Cobain and Adam Luck
Tuesday September 13, 2005
The Guardian

A Chinese cosmetics company is using skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe, an investigation by the Guardian has discovered.
Agents for the firm have told would-be customers it is developing collagen for lip and wrinkle treatments from skin taken from prisoners after they have been shot. The agents say some of the company’s products have been exported to the UK, and that the use of skin from condemned convicts is “traditional” and nothing to “make such a big fuss about”.

Posted by SPN on 09/15 at 11:07 AM in Weirdness
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Those crazy Germans.  What will they think of next?

On second thought, that isn’t such a crazy idea.  My car runs on dead lizards.  Huh?  HUH?!

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters)—A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel—dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel—a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients—is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

Posted by SPN on 09/15 at 09:04 AM in Weirdness
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