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Friday, April 23, 2004

I am NOT the creator of this or any comic on this page

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Posted by SPN on 04/23 at 10:38 AM in Funny Stuff
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Thursday, April 22, 2004

I am NOT the creator of this or any comic on this page

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Posted by SPN on 04/22 at 10:36 AM in Funny Stuff
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Friday, January 09, 2004

Some of these apply to me.

It seems like these old jokes and sayings are starting to apply to me.  I knid of like being in that group.
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I childproofed my house, but they still get in.

On the front- 60 is not old.
On the back- If you’re a tree.

I’m still hot. It just comes in flashes.

At my age, “getting lucky” means finding my car in the parking lot.

My reality check just bounced.

Life is short, make fun of it.

I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.

Annapolis--A drinking town with a sailing problem.

I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

Physically pffffffft!

Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.

It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

Keep staring....I may do a trick.

We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.

Dangerously under-medicated.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

Every time I hear the word “exercise”, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

Posted by SPN on 01/09 at 11:48 AM in Funny Stuff
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Thursday, December 04, 2003

so funny - i got this from my mom

like this is sooooo funny - i got it from my mom and so like i had to share it with all my girlfriends ans like you know i took it to the mall and like made some copies......

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Posted by bbeard on 12/04 at 07:02 PM in Funny Stuff
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

some people just can’t take a joke

you know all the forwarders and email spaming etc tec etc.  well thats how us (we) teckie people tease eachother.

we test eachothers wit, intellegence, and charm!  jeeeeeeez! , (name withheld) get over it!!

Posted by bbeard on 11/26 at 11:48 AM in Funny Stuff
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I’m gonna make somebody mad.

My good and close friend, (name witheld), just sent me an urgent email.  This email was, believe it or not, requesting that I forward an email in order to get free money from Microsoft and AOL.

I thought that everybody already knew that email forwarding/tracking programs don’t work.

For the record, to you or anyone that is interested in forwarding me an email that promises that I get something for nothing if you haven’t checked http://urbanlegends.com or http://about.com or any of the dozens of websites that report about these hoaxes, DON’T SEND IT BEFORE CHECKING FIRST.  Or at least don’t send it to me. 

At least call one of the numbers that is bound to be listed in the .sig of the person who first “verified” that it was “really true”.

Sorry buddy, I just had to get it off of my chest.

--update 11:45
I just got another email stating that it was a joke to get me to respond.  Very funny.  OK, the war has just begun.

Posted by SPN on 11/26 at 11:27 AM in Funny Stuff
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Saturday, November 08, 2003

How men screw up romace.

Loni, you should have posted this yourself.

Video

This is not for the bandwidth limited!

Posted by SPN on 11/08 at 01:01 AM in Funny Stuff
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Thursday, October 30, 2003

I can’t believe it!

Well, actually I can.  I also can not claim to be the first to tell this story.  Prometheus6.org is where I first read it.

Here is an excerpt from the article at Newsday.com

The mother of a black Queens girl yesterday pressed for the transfer of a white PS 35 teacher who made a racial “joke” about the gorilla pictured on the girl’s folder.
[p]Rachelle Hogans-Blair said the city’s Education Department did not go far enough in disciplining fourth-grade teacher Gail Kaplan at the Hollis school for remarking to 9-year-old Cheyenne Griffin, “You took a picture of your family and put it on the front of your folder.” The incident happened Oct. 17 during a spelling test, the girl’s mother said.[/p]

Posted by SPN on 10/30 at 05:34 PM in Funny Stuff
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Thursday, September 18, 2003

Joke

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. 

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Posted by SPN on 09/18 at 08:13 AM in Funny Stuff
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