Category: Funny Stuff


Friday, December 10, 2004

Boondocks.

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Posted by SPN on 12/10 at 08:59 AM in Funny Stuff
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Thursday, December 09, 2004

Boondocks.

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Posted by SPN on 12/09 at 08:58 AM in Funny Stuff
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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Boondocks.

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Posted by SPN on 12/08 at 08:58 AM in Funny Stuff
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Boondocks.

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Posted by SPN on 12/07 at 08:58 AM in Funny Stuff
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Monday, December 06, 2004

Boondocks.

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Posted by SPN on 12/06 at 08:56 AM in Funny Stuff
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

A Little Jersey Humor….

Subject: Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Texas
and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were done.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia,
He bragged that he had given his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn’t see
any results, but the next day it was better. By
the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Jersey girl. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t
see anything, the second day he didn’t see
anything but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper.

Gotta love them Jersey Girls.

Posted by rosevine69 on 11/23 at 11:48 AM in Funny Stuff
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

I don’t get the joke.

Actually I do.  I wonder how many people don’t?

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Posted by SPN on 10/19 at 12:43 PM in Funny Stuff
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Respek! How does Ali G keep conning famous guests?

If you’ve never seen this show I invite you to watch just 15 minutes of it. If you don’t find it funny, change the channel.

By Sam Schechner
Posted Monday, Sept. 20, 2004, at 3:54 AM PT

The American version of Da Ali G Show recently wrapped up its second season on HBO, and, once again, a long list of prominent Americans have been embarrassed. Somehow, Sacha Baron Cohen, in the guise of a British would-be gangsta with a penchant for malapropisms and misunderstandings, managed to secure another passel of interviews with people like former EPA Administrator Christine Todd Whitman (who conceded that, yes, whale feces “have got to be massive") and archconservative Patrick Buchanan (who said that Saddam Hussein “was using BLTs on the Kurds"). In one episode, Richard Kerr, a former deputy director of the CIA, found himself debating whether terrorists could drive a train into the White House.

How can so many supposedly media-savvy operatorsóeven members of the intelligence communityóstill be so easily fooled? Don’t these people have assistants with subscriptions to HBO or, at the very least, access to the outside world? These questions represent more than idle curiosity. Ali G managed just two seasons in Britain before being forced stateside to seek more gullible guests. A third season has yet to be scheduled here, and fans like me want to know if his techniques could possibly work one more time.

No one from Ali G would agree to speak about the show’s methods, and even its former producers maintain a strict cult of silence about their work. But according to accounts from several people who have fallen for Baron Cohen’s rusesósome of whom were too humiliated to go on the recordóthe come-on begins with a flattering letter sent to an unsuspecting target. Sam Donaldson says his letter was sent to his news assistant, bypassing ABC’s more skeptical publicity department. Other guests are former officials or lone personalities without a dedicated PR staff to sniff out fakes. Buchanan, for example, handles his own press along with his wife, Shelly. “It all seemed very legitimate,” he told me.

Posted by SPN on 09/21 at 03:38 PM in Funny Stuff
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Got time for a Joke?

Funnies for the Ladies

:: One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine? “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “University of North Carolina.” And they say blondes are dumbÖ

:: A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world” The woman says, “I’ll miss you…

:: “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.

:: He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.---
She said - Well, you succeeded.

:: He said -Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said - That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

:: He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

:: Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 
A: A rumor

MORE...
Posted by SerQet on 09/14 at 03:34 PM in Funny Stuff
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Monday, August 16, 2004

Don’t be mad, it’s just a joke.

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came
in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replied, “150.”

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string
theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, “This is really cool.”

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around,
and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responded, “100.” So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, “Wow, this is amazing.”

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot
asked him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replied, “50.”

The robot then said, “So, you gonna vote for Bush again?”

Posted by SPN on 08/16 at 09:22 AM in Funny Stuff
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