Category: Funny Stuff

Friday, March 31, 2006

House arrest for attack cat: Fairfield neighbors terrorized by Lewis

This is too funny.  The cat refused to take the Prozac. What did he say “no I won’t take it” A cat with a restraining order against him. What will people think of next? Unfortunately there wasn’t a picture of the cat!  I wish I could see how “ferocious” he is.  Come on how can you let a “cat” scare you!


A ferocious feline terrorized a quiet Fairfield neighborhood, to the point that residents are seeking help from the law to stop the so-called “Terrorist of Sunset Circle.”
Lewis, a 5-year-old, black-and-white longhaired cat, attacked at least a half-dozen people on the cul-de-sac and even took on the local Avon lady, neighbors say.

“He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot each with a long claw,” Sunset Circle resident Janet Kettman said. “They are formidable weapons.”

Kettman said Lewis attacked her twice.

“I was walking along the sidewalk when he sprang at me. I never saw it coming, but that’s how it often is. He comes at you from behind, springs and wraps himself around your legs, biting and scratching,” she said. “The last time I had three bites and eight scratches and I ended up at the walk-in clinic.

“The Avon lady was getting out of her car when Lewis attacked her from behind,” Kettman said. “She ended up going to the hospital.”

Kettman called the Fairfield Police Department’s animal control officer.

“I don’t feel the cat could kill anybody, but it could latch onto people’s legs and arms and bite and scratch to the point where they could be hospitalized,” said Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira.

Solveira was so concerned about Lewis’ attacks in the neighborhood of neatly kept homes off High Street that she placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield and possibly in the state. In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat’s owner, Ruth Cisero, of High Street, first for failing to comply with the restraining order and then for reckless endangerment.

At first, the restraining order allowed the cat limited freedom if Cisero gave him Prozac. But the cat refused to take the drug, Cisero said. And it got out of the house and attacked another neighbor, Maureen Bachtig, according to police.

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Monday, March 20, 2006

Grandpa and his young tender



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Thursday, March 16, 2006

My Space Strikes Again




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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Grandpa is at it again!


Posted by loni on 03/09 at 08:17 AM in Funny Stuff
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Monday, March 06, 2006

Poor ole George Bush.

Posted by SPN on 03/06 at 12:45 PM in Funny Stuff
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‘Watch Your Head’ to fill in during McGruder’s six-month leave.

*The Washington Post Writers Group has announced that Cory Thomas’ comic strip “Watch Your Head” will replace “The Boondocks” during its six-month hiatus this year. 

Thomas, an African American in his mid-20s, bases his strip around five black college students and one white Canadian at the predominately black Oliver Otis University. 

The Washington Post Writers Group, which syndicates more than 20 writers, numerous comic strip artists and editorial cartoonists, had originally planned to launch “Watch Your Head” on May 21, but decided to move up its national debut to March 27 – the day following the last appearance by “The Boondocks” until its return in October. 

On Feb. 28, “Boondocks” creator Aaron McGruder announced that he was taking a six-month break from the property, stating in a letter to editors carrying the strip: “Every well needs occasional refreshing. I hope that this fall you will agree that the time away from the demands of deadlines has served the strip, your readers and me.”

Like McGruder, Thomas is a Howard University graduate. He currently lives in the Washington, D.C. area.

Posted by loni on 03/06 at 09:39 AM in Funny Stuff
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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Those crazy toddlers.

What’s a father to do?

“Keep our daughters off of the pole!

Posted by SPN on 02/18 at 11:36 AM in Funny Stuff
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Yippee!!  St. Valentine’s Day is wonderful.


What are the legal ramifications of choosing someone to your Valentine?

Posted by SPN on 02/15 at 12:08 PM in Funny Stuff
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Believed Shooting Victim Was Zawahiri, Veep Says!

Vice President Dick Cheney revealed today that he shot a fellow hunter
while on a quail hunting trip over the weekend because he believed the
man was the fugitive terror mastermind Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Mr. Cheney acknowledged that the man he sprayed with pellets on Saturday
was not al-Zawahiri but rather Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old
millionaire lawyer from Austin, blaming the mix-up on “faulty intelligence.”

Posted by SPN on 02/15 at 10:20 AM in Funny Stuff
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Monday, February 13, 2006

Those crazy cats!

What will those crazy cats think of next?

Posted by SPN on 02/13 at 11:28 AM in Funny Stuff
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